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What are the Serve Patterns of the Top Women’s Seeds at the French Open?
Last week we broke down the serve location preferences of this year’s French Open top male seeds when playing on clay. While that analysis highlighted…
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Which Serve Tactics are We Likely to See From Top Men’s Seeds at the French Open?
When players take to the clay courts of the French Open this week, one of the biggest tactical challenges they will face is the loss in serve advantage…
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Clay Court Queens: Previewing the Top Women’s Prospects for the 2023 French Open
With the French Open quickly approaching, it is time to assess the state of the game at the top of the WTA. Looking at the most highly rated players on…
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State of the Game: First Quarter Standings of ATP Player Ratings for 2023
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Quantifying Dominance: Breaking Down Carlos Alcaraz’s Return Effect
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Mastering the Tightrope: Stories of Recent Second Serve Progress on the ATP
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Introducing Serve and Return Skill Ratings
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Djokovic’s Return Effectiveness is All About Breaking His Opponent’s Patterns
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Dear Subscribers, You Cannot Be Serious Stats has been conducting analysis and creating posts on men’s and women’s tennis since the start of the…
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Clay Court Kings: Previewing the Top Men’s Prospects for the 2023 French Open
With the top competition heading into the final week of play in Rome – the last big event before Roland Garros – thoughts are already turning to the red…
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Quantifying Dominance: Breaking Down Carlos Alcaraz’s Return Effect
Carlos Alcaraz is on the verge of clinching his second clay court title of the 2023 season, which could set him up for a potential run at the French…
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Playing with Fire: Stories of Recent Second Serve Progress on the WTA
The second serve is often considered the Achilles’ heel of many tennis players, and for good reason. With nearly 40% of service points on the WTA…
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Mastering the Tightrope: Stories of Recent Second Serve Progress on the ATP
In tennis, the second serve is often described as the most vulnerable shot in the game. The pressure not to double fault while still putting your…
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State of the Game: First Quarter Standings of WTA Player Ratings for 2023
With the exit of several of the WTA’s biggest names last year, including Serena Williams and Ash Barty, fans of women’s tennis have been left wondering…
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State of the Game: First Quarter Standings of ATP Player Ratings for 2023
As the first quarter of the 2023 ATP season draws to a close, it feels like the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle are finally starting to come together and the…
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Just as John McEnroe challenged the tennis conventions of his era, 'You Cannot Be Serious Stats' uses analytics to bring a fresh perspective to pro tennis performance.

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